Dear Members
We have heard some comments that some foreigners are worried about visiting our sacred shores, we would like to encourage them to visit the only truly exceptional country on the planet. In conjunction with our representatives in congress we plan to introduce the following legislation "The Safe Tourism Act"
To make America a desirable destination for tourists and since it is an undisputed fact that guns make us safer when we go about our daily lives, we therefore propose the following:
We the NRA believe that to encourage tourism that we should make all tourists safer as we welcome them to the greatest country on earth, complimentary guns should be available at all points of entry. A choice of holsters and ammo will be available at the NRA kiosk, all will be open 24/7. We believe congress can fund this Bill via fines imposed upon non open carrying citizens and would create many new jobs in the "Freedom Sector". Tourists refusing these safety measures should immediately be deported as suspected terrorists and commies. They obviously hate our freedoms and would only want to take them away.
Rental car companies shall also provide a pump action shotgun to prevent tourists being singled out as easy targets for car jacking by liberals and unarmed robbery in general. Any company in breach of this regulation will be ordered to cease trading.
The aim of this legislation is to encourage visitors once they return home to lobby their governments to embrace the freedom loving and safety that guns provide. If their governments refuse this logical request they are obviously oppressive and freedom haters and should be overthrown. One day the everyone will have second amendment rights. So give peace a chance, arm yourselves.
God Bless America and the Second Amendment
LaFeminista
NRA Senior Policy Advisor.